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13th March 2025 - In an unexpected twist, Sir Kier Starmer abolished NHS England today. Two weeks before the year end when the NHS Estates are at their busiest at the same time as dropping in the Procurement Act 2024 without any phasing. A piece of legislation critics argue is to bring in back door privatisation and two tier healthcare.

13th March 2025 - Sir Kier Starmer is a lawyer. A senior one at that. How do you know? Well, the man talks in riddles an in the words of Sir Humphrey, "his narrative is disingenuous and the context commensurate on mistruths and slight of hand".

12th March 2025 - As the possibility of a cease-fire seems on the horizon - what does this mean and what are people on the ground thinking about this.

11th March 2025 - Călin Georgescu was hoping to be the Far Right candidate for the Romanian Presidential election until he was found with a million euros and a cache of guns and arrested. He is alledged to have been bankrolled by both Russia and Elon Musk to destablise NATO and Eastern Europe.

10th March 2025 - What do we do when the computers take all our jobs - which they will, and soon. UBI (Univsersal Basic Income) is a possible way forward. With the correct safeguards the investment will save more than it invests while at the same time preseving the dignity of labour and relieving poverty, it also requires redistribution of surplus wealth. This is why the rich don't like it.

9th May 2025 - I know, it's another article about the Fucked-up Family Windsor, the proud and unapologetic descendants of warmongering slave traders, ethnic cleansers, mass murderers and robber barons. At least this one doesn't talk about Great Uncle Nonce, the Duke of Dirtybastardshire.

8th March 2025 - When Corbyn was smeared with accusations of anti-Semitism, we predicted that this weaponisation and diluting would come back and haunt Jewish commuties. And here we are.

7th March 2025 - do you recall when Call Me Dave called a referendum to placate the blue rinse bigots in the Tory party in the hope they wouldn't fuck-off to UKIP? Call me Dave legged it and left a hand granade that goes off every fucking day. Thanks very much you spam-faced bacon noncer .

6th March 2025 - There's a phrase in Russian: 'Vranyo'. It's all about lying. It's when you lie, knowing that the person you're lying to knows you're lying and they know that you know they know your lying. It's to create an opaque reality where truth and lies blur and have no meaning, and confusion and chaos rule. It might just be easier to tell the fucking truth in the first place and not be a cock, Vlad.

5th March 2025 - People who vote for Reform don't really know what it stands for. Most think it's just about sending Brown people back home so. If they did they wouldn't vote for it. This of course suits Reform because they are literally banking on ignorance and bigotry push their way into number 10.

4th March 2025 - GBeebies. It's like a talking Daily Telegraph meets Pinocchio on spice in a Russian bot farm, with Lee Anderson thrown in to boot. Well I'm sure he'll boot someone before the day is out, the muttonheaded twat.

3rd March 2025 - Can we trust Trump? Is NATO finished? If so what will replace it. Is Europe a less safe place because of Trump?