The royal family are nothing more than five-star generals of thin air, parading around with titles and titles alone, completely detached from the reality of warfare. Their so-called military leadership exists only in the realm of fantasy and tradition, where they wear rank with no genuine responsibility, command with no actual authority, and pretend to embody heroism while the real work is done by those who live and die on the front lines. These “generals” may attend ceremonies, give speeches, and pose for photo ops, but they don’t shoulder the weight of battle or experience the blood, sweat, and sacrifice that defines true military service. Their uniforms are just costumes, their ranks empty symbols of inherited privilege, and their so-called leadership little more than a glorified spectator sport for a family living in a gilded bubble.